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TITLE: Amateur Theatrics
FANDOM: Avengers (movie), Thor (movie)
RATING: PG 13
SUMMARY: In which Thor’s primary problem-solving method (a mighty blow from Mjolnir) fails to have the desirable effect on a magical artifact, and his secondary method (a mightier blow from Mjolnir) proves to be actively disastrous.
CATEGORY: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Action/Adventure, Kid Fic
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I have done extremely indelicate things to Norse mythology. Norse mythology, I can safely say, will not respect me in the morning. If you are sensitive to such matters you may not respect me either. In addition, this story has been delicately seasoned with salty language.
ALSO, and on a more serious note, parts of this story involve a child in danger and other parts involve a sort of magically-induced mental illness. If either of these things upset you, proceed no further with no hard feelings on the part of the author.
DISCLAIMER: On a scale of One to Not Mine, these characters are Not Mine. They belong to a lot of terribly important and official people who work for big companies and get salaries and basically aren’t me. Suing me for copyright infringement would be pointless and unprofitable, I swear. A Jotun once bit my sister.

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TITLE: Landing
FANDOM: Thor (movie), Avengers (movie)
RATING: PG 13
SUMMARY: Sequel to Freefall. Thor and Loki settle in to life at Avengers mansion. This process is about as complicated as one would expect.
WARNINGS: Potentially triggering talk of depression and suicide. I tackle some sensitive subjects here, and if you feel I've treated any of them disrespectfully then please please please let me know.
CATEGORY: Angst, Fix, Hurt/Comfort, AU
SPOILERS: Thor (movie), The Lord of the Rings (specifically The Return of the King)
AUTHOR’S NOTE: On the movie-comics-mythology spectrum this story is weighted heavily towards the movie.
DISCLAIMER: On a scale of One to Not Mine, these characters are Not Mine. They belong to a lot of terribly important and official people who work for big companies and get salaries and basically aren’t me. Suing me for copyright infringement would be pointless and unprofitable, I swear. A Jotun once bit my sister.

Posted at Archive of Our Own.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Epilogue

So I thought to myself, “I know! I’ll write a little one-shot where Thor keeps Loki from falling off the Bifrost and Loki tries to escape him, and it’ll parallel Tam Lin and be awesome! But I’ll end it there, because I don’t feel like writing a long story.” Nearly thirty thousand words later, I have no idea what just happened...