galaxysoup: (HanSoloOMGWTF)
TITLE: Control Issues
FANDOM: Avengers (movie)
RATING: PG 13
SUMMARY: An archer, a rage monster, and the Norse god of mischief wake up in a field.
CATEGORY: humour, fix-it
SPOILERS: Avengers
AUTHOR’S NOTE: For Xparrot.
DISCLAIMER: On a scale of One to Not Mine, these characters are Not Mine. They belong to a lot of terribly important and official people who work for big companies and get salaries and basically aren’t me. Suing me for copyright infringement would be pointless and unprofitable, I swear. A Jotun once bit my sister.

Control Issues )

Crossposted to Archive of Our Own.
galaxysoup: (HanWhoMe)
FANDOM: White Collar
RATING: PG
CATEGORY: angst, humour, hurt/comfort
SUMMARY: Peter would laugh to hear him say it, but Neal Caffrey loves rules.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was written as part of the Remix Redux challenge, and is a re-imagining of bibliothekara's terrific story Corollary Alpha.

Rule Number One (the Wildcard Remix)
galaxysoup: (AangForeverGirl)
TITLE: Birds, Bees, and Bullets
FANDOM: Full Metal Panic!
RATING: Teen
SUMMARY: In which Kaname is frustrated, Sousuke is (unfortunately) a perfect gentleman, Melissa Mao lives up to her reputation, and Kurz Weber lives down to his. In other words: Big Sister Melissa takes one for the team and gives Sousuke The Talk.
CATEGORY: Humor
WARNINGS: Melissa’s version of situationally appropriate language. Also contains frank discussions of sexual practices and inappropriately applied military euphemisms.
DISCLAIMER: On a scale of One to Not Mine, these characters are Not Mine. They belong to a lot of terribly important and official people who work for big companies and get salaries and basically aren’t me. Suing me for copyright infringement would be pointless and unprofitable, I swear. An Arm Slave once bit my sister.

Birds, Bees, and Bullets )

Crossposted to Archive of Our Own
galaxysoup: (HugEvilGenius)
TITLE: Amateur Theatrics
FANDOM: Avengers (movie), Thor (movie)
RATING: PG 13
SUMMARY: In which Thor’s primary problem-solving method (a mighty blow from Mjolnir) fails to have the desirable effect on a magical artifact, and his secondary method (a mightier blow from Mjolnir) proves to be actively disastrous.
CATEGORY: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Action/Adventure, Kid Fic
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I have done extremely indelicate things to Norse mythology. Norse mythology, I can safely say, will not respect me in the morning. If you are sensitive to such matters you may not respect me either. In addition, this story has been delicately seasoned with salty language.
ALSO, and on a more serious note, parts of this story involve a child in danger and other parts involve a sort of magically-induced mental illness. If either of these things upset you, proceed no further with no hard feelings on the part of the author.
DISCLAIMER: On a scale of One to Not Mine, these characters are Not Mine. They belong to a lot of terribly important and official people who work for big companies and get salaries and basically aren’t me. Suing me for copyright infringement would be pointless and unprofitable, I swear. A Jotun once bit my sister.

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Chapter 21 Chapter 22 Chapter 23 Chapter 24 Chapter 25 Chapter 26 Chapter 27 Chapter 28
galaxysoup: (JackNekkid)
TITLE: Avengers Undercovers
FANDOM: Avengers (movie)
RATING: PG 13
SUMMARY: In which Thor is harassed, the Avengers are easy, and Loki has a deeply unconventional teaching style.
CATEGORY: Humor
SPOILERS: None.
DISCLAIMER: On a scale of One to Not Mine, these characters are Not Mine. They belong to a lot of terribly important and official people who work for big companies and get salaries and basically aren’t me. Suing me for copyright infringement would be pointless and unprofitable, I swear. A Jotun once bit my sister.

Avengers Undercovers )

Crossposted to Archive of Our Own
galaxysoup: (AlfredDiary)
TITLE: On The Care and Feeding of Superheroes, by Pepper Potts and Alvin Draper
FANDOM: Iron Man (first movie)
RATING: PG 13
SUMMARY: Tony is a smart man, and whatever his critics might say (those haters) he does his research. When he becomes a superhero, and after Rick’s Comic Book Emporium has delivered all the necessary research materials, it becomes immediately apparent that he needs to make some serious changes.
CATEGORY: Humor, Action, Angst, Crossover
SPOILERS: The first Iron Man movie
AUTHOR’S NOTE: Crossover with DC, but takes place predominantly in the Iron Man universe.
DISCLAIMER: On a scale of One to Not Mine, these characters are Not Mine. They belong to a lot of terribly important and official people who work for big companies and get salaries and basically aren’t me. Suing me for copyright infringement would be pointless and unprofitable, I swear. A sidekick once bit my sister.

On The Care and Feeding of Superheroes, by Pepper Potts and Alvin Draper )

Crossposted to Archive of Our Own
galaxysoup: (CarlGenius)
TITLE: Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Invisibling Thing, or Four Times Jack Carter Met The Doctor And One Time He Didn’t
FANDOM: Eureka, Doctor Who
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: Eureka is a town full of geniuses. Naturally, the Doctor must poke it with a stick.
CATEGORY: Crossover, humour, angst
SPOILERS: For Last of the Time Lords and A Good Man Goes to War on Doctor Who, and for season four and the end of season two on Eureka.
DISCLAIMER: On a scale of One to Not Mine, these characters are Not Mine. They belong to a lot of terribly important and official people who work for big companies and get salaries and basically aren’t me. Suing me for copyright infringement would be pointless and unprofitable, I swear. K-9 once bit my sister.

Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Invisibling Thing, or Four Times Jack Carter Met The Doctor And One Time He Didn’t )

Crossposted to Archive of Our Own.
galaxysoup: (HugEvilGenius)
TITLE: Due Diligence
FANDOM: Ouran High School Host Club
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: Kyouya is the last person Haruhi expects to find standing outside her door at three in the morning.
CATEGORY: Friendship, slight angst
SPOILERS: Small for Dissolution of the Host Club.
DISCLAIMER: On a scale of One to Not Mine, these characters are Not Mine. They belong to a lot of terribly important and official people who work for big companies and get salaries and basically aren’t me. Suing me for copyright infringement would be pointless and unprofitable, I swear. A moose once bit my sister.

Due Diligence )

Crossposted to Archive of Our Own.
galaxysoup: (TenthGroupHug)
FANDOM: Glee
RATING: PG-13 for language
SUMMARY: As co-captain of Glee and more importantly as its most talented member it is clearly up to Rachel to solve this Kurt situation.
CATEGORY: Gen, Rachel- and Kurt-centric
SPOILERS: Skips merrily down the AU path around about the middle of 'Furt' and refers to but doesn't spoil 'Special Education'.
DISCLAIMER: On a scale of One to Not Mine, these characters are Not Mine. They belong to a lot of terribly important and official people who work for big companies and get salaries and basically aren’t me. Suing me for copyright infringement would be pointless and unprofitable, I swear. A moose once bit my sister.
ETA: This story was brilliantly remixed by the incomparable littledust. You can find her funny, poignant re-imagining of it here: To Save The World (Tick Tock Remix).

The Time The Glee Club Tried Subtlety And Totally Rocked It )

Check out the missing scene: The Time Santana Took Charge And It Worked A Little Too Well. Crossposted to Archive Of Our Own.
galaxysoup: (LeiaWTForce)
FANDOM: Leverage
RATING: PG
CATEGORY: Humour
SUMMARY: The inhabitants of the tiny island of Rousay have never experienced anything quite like the Leverage crew before.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was written as part of the Remix Redux challenge, and is a re-imagining of Ariestess' thoughtful story Reborn.

Following A Lark (Chorus For The Recently Dead Remix)
galaxysoup: (BrainThings)
FANDOM: Green Hornet
RATING: PG-13 for language
SUMMARY: Britt talks. Kato acts. Lenore mostly just wants to not have to deal with either of them.
SPOILERS: The Green Hornet movie
DISCLAIMER: On a scale of One to Not Mine, these characters are Not Mine. They belong to a lot of terribly important and official people who work for big companies and get salaries and basically aren’t me. Suing me for copyright infringement would be pointless and unprofitable, I swear. A kitten once bit my sister.

Transliteration )

Crossposted to Archive Of Our Own.
galaxysoup: (HammyCookie)
FANDOM: Eureka
RATING: PG
CATEGORY: Hurt/Comfort, Humour, Challenge
SUMMARY: Jo's homeless. Carter has hideous taste in linens. Somehow there is no actual violence.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Written for SadieFlood for the Yuletide challenge. Rebecca HB wrote me the gorgeous Mummy story Transatlantic for the same challenge, which you should definitely go check out!

Pink Sparkly Unicorns and Terrible Tea, or How To Survive a Roommate Situation
galaxysoup: (HanSoloOMGWTF)
FANDOM: Torchwood
RATING: Gen
CATEGORY: Challenge, Humour
SUMMARY: Clearly, Jack never watched any movies where the AI goes crazy and tries to take over the world.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was written for round 4.04 of the [livejournal.com profile] writerinadrawer challenge, in which participants are given prompts and must complete stories within the allotted word count. The stories are then posted anonymously and voted on. The losers of each round are 'put in a drawer' from which they may not participate in subsequent rounds, and the winners get to feel very clever.

The prompts, cut in case you don't want to be spoiled. )

Weather's Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
galaxysoup: (HanSoloOMGWTF)
FANDOM: Torchwood
RATING: PG
CATEGORY: Challenge, Humour
SUMMARY: Torchwood - outside the government, yes, and beyond the police, certainly... but there are other authorities that not even Jack Harkness can escape.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was written for round 4.02 of the [livejournal.com profile] writerinadrawer challenge, in which participants are given prompts and must complete stories within the allotted word count. The stories are then posted anonymously and voted on. The losers of each round are 'put in a drawer' from which they may not participate in subsequent rounds, and the winners get to feel very clever.

This story has been heavily altered since I posted it for the challenge, because that original story was frankly quite bad and I felt I could do better if I tried. This is the end result - it no longer conforms to the word count limit (300 words) and one of the prompts has been left on the cutting room floor (inclusion of two words in a foreign language, which I badly mishandled in the original). In fact, the only thing remaining from the original challenge is the prompt 'Things that go bump in the night'.

Bloody Torchwood

ETA: Somehow, when I first posted this, the old version of the story was successfully resisting being altered and the updated version vanished into the ether. It should now be fixed, and the good version of the story should now be in place.

Demons, I tell you! This story is possessed by freaking demons!
galaxysoup: (HanSoloOMGWTF)
FANDOM: Stargate Atlantis
RATING: PG
CATEGORY: Kidfic
SUMMARY: The conclusion Ronon's come to is this: Earthers are genetically brain-damaged.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was written as part of the Remix Redux challenge, and is a reimagining of anchises' hilarious story How About Those Yankees?.

Flipside (The Red Sox Remix)
galaxysoup: (TorchwoodRetcon)
FANDOM: Torchwood
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: Children of Earth fix-it, like apparently every other Torchwood story I write at the moment. Part of my Five Ways The World Was Put Right series.
SPOILERS: Children of Earth
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Oh, come on. You know you want it to be true.
DISCLAIMER: : On a scale of One to Not Mine, these characters are Not Mine. They belong to a lot of terribly important and official people who work for big companies and get salaries and basically aren’t me. Suing me for copyright infringement would be pointless and unprofitable, I swear. A Weevil once bit my sister.

Sometimes The Best Man For The Job Is An Alien Pterodactyl (a.k.a. Minor Character To The Rescue) )



Other stories in the series:
A Confluence of Personalities (a.k.a. The Crossover)
Saving the World (a.k.a. The One With Time Travel)
Torchwood Does Dallas (a.k.a. The Cliche)
Following Orpheus (a.k.a. The One That Could Actually Work)
galaxysoup: (IantoCensored)
FANDOM: Torchwood
RATING: R
SUMMARY: So I wrote a long, thoughtful, serious CoE fix (posted here! /shameless-self-pimp) which took things like character development and artistic integrity into account.
And then I said “Screw it,” and wrote this. Now part of my Five Ways The World Was Put Right series.
SPOILERS: Children of Earth, large portions of Season Two
AUTHOR’S NOTE: This owes its existence to conversations I had with [livejournal.com profile] kelticbanshee and [livejournal.com profile] ally_p_x, here and here (scroll up while you’re there and read ally’s story “A New Suit”, it’s completely brilliant), although they may not wish to be associated with my resulting mess story. ;-)

Torchwood Does Dallas (a.k.a. The Cliche)



Other stories in the series:
A Confluence of Personalities (a.k.a. The Crossover)
Saving the World (a.k.a. The One With Time Travel)
Sometimes The Best Man For The Job Is An Alien Pterodactyl (a.k.a. Minor Character To The Rescue)
Following Orpheus (a.k.a. The One That Could Actually Work)
galaxysoup: (Default)
Fandom: Grey's Anatomy
Summary: Addison challenges Mark to sixty days of celibacy. Seriously, who are they trying to kid?
Rating: Teen
Spoilers and/or Warnings: (if applicable) Uncouth language, ribaldry

Sixty Days Is A Long Time (The Sexbomb Remix)

Crossposted to Archive Of Our Own.
galaxysoup: (JackNekkid)
Fandom: DC Comics
Rating: R
Author: capedcrusader92
Pairing: Blue Beetle/Booster Gold (DC Universe)
Notes: Written in response to the appalling dearth of Beetle/Booster slash on the internet. Set during the nebulous Super Buddies era.

Closeted
galaxysoup: (LeiaWTForce)
First there was a classics class in college with a professor who was very fond of thinking outside of the box. Then there was an assignment: reinterpret a classic story in a modern way.

And then there was Dante's Inferno: The Comic Book )

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