galaxysoup: (AangForeverGirl)
TITLE: Birds, Bees, and Bullets
FANDOM: Full Metal Panic!
RATING: Teen
SUMMARY: In which Kaname is frustrated, Sousuke is (unfortunately) a perfect gentleman, Melissa Mao lives up to her reputation, and Kurz Weber lives down to his. In other words: Big Sister Melissa takes one for the team and gives Sousuke The Talk.
CATEGORY: Humor
WARNINGS: Melissa’s version of situationally appropriate language. Also contains frank discussions of sexual practices and inappropriately applied military euphemisms.
DISCLAIMER: On a scale of One to Not Mine, these characters are Not Mine. They belong to a lot of terribly important and official people who work for big companies and get salaries and basically aren’t me. Suing me for copyright infringement would be pointless and unprofitable, I swear. An Arm Slave once bit my sister.

Birds, Bees, and Bullets )

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